You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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