A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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