he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Every concussion has its silver lining
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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