we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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