I feel like abortions should bother me more
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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