it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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