So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Im part way to drunk.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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