we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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