3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
pop tarts are not kleenex
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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