So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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