just come out here and I will go home with you...
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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