the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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