8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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