i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Drunk is a universal language darling
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