OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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