do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Randomize
