Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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