some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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