Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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