4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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