It's like God shit irony all over that family
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Barsexuality is the new black.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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