is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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