I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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