I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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