hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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