If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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