you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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