I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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