That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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