And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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