Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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