i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
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