in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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