Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I understand Curling. That high.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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