a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I'm bleeding and have questions
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Randomize
