I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
