Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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