Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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