Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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