So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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