belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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