I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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