Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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