That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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