I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I just made out with a guy for $7.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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