Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
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If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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