I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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