Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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