Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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