That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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