My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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