Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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