There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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