I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Randomize